The Emily Diarys
The Emily Diarys
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She’s the hip to my hop, the fox to my trot, the twist to my shout & the rock to my roll. Happy birthday to my darling Little, Stephanie! ❤️👯😘🎉
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"I swear to every heaven ever imagined,
if I hear one more dead-eyed hipster
tell me that art is dead, I will personally summon Shakespeare
from the grave so he can tell them every reason
why he wishes he were born in a time where
he could have a damn Gmail account.
The day after I taught my mother
how to send pictures over Iphone she texted
me a blurry image of our cocker spaniel ten times in a row.
Don’t you dare try to tell me that that is not beautiful.
But whatever, go ahead and choose to stay in
your backwards-hoping-all-inclusive club
while the rest of us fall in love over Skype.
Send angry letters to state representatives,
as we record the years first sunrise so
we can remember what beginning feels like when
we are inches away from the trigger.
Lock yourself away in your Antoinette castle
while eat cake and tweet to the whole universe that we did.
Hashtag you’re a pretentious ass hole.
Van Gogh would have taken 20 selflies a day.
Sylvia Plath would have texted her lovers
nothing but heart eyed emojis when she ran out of words.
Andy Warhol would have had the worlds weirdest Vine account,
and we all would have checked it every morning while we
Snap Chat our coffee orders to the people
we wish were pressed against our lips instead of lattes.
This life is spilling over with 85 year olds
rewatching JFK’s assassination and
7 year olds teaching themselves guitar over Youtube videos.
Never again do I have to be afraid of forgetting
what my fathers voice sounds like.
No longer must we sneak into our families phonebook
to look up an eating disorder hotline for our best friend.
No more must I wonder what people in Australia sound like
or how grasshoppers procreate.
I will gleefully continue to take pictures of tulips
in public parks on my cellphone
and you will continue to scoff and that is okay.
But I hope, I pray, that one day you will realize how blessed
you are to be alive in a moment where you can google search
how to say I love you in 164 different languages."
b.e.fitzgerald (Art is a Facebook status about your winter break.)
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Second City UP Comedy Club.
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"The Japanese say you have three faces.
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family.
The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are."
(via unkissecl)
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indophilia:

Kesava Temple, Somnathpura

This is breath-taking.
indophilia:

Kesava Temple, Somnathpura

This is breath-taking.
indophilia:

Kesava Temple, Somnathpura

This is breath-taking.
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""Je veux hurler que ton absence me ronge. Je ne suis pas folle, juste un peu atteint. Je passerai sûrement pour une folle si toute fois, sur le haut d’un immeuble, me viendrait l’envie de crier ton nom. Chaque fois que je croise des gens dans la rue, je veux leur dire à quel point leur vie doit être triste vu qu’il ne te connaisse pas. Ton rire se traduit par cette mélodie qui se promène dans ma tête, que j’aimerai pouvoir contrôler et mettre sur "répéter". J’ai perdu cette moitié, la meilleure partie de moi qu’il me restait. Tu avais cette manie de tout vouloir contrôler, tu n’avais pas besoin de me parler, ton regard et ton visage parlaient pour toi. Un jour tu m’as dit: " Quand tu es avec une personne et que le silence est roi, qu’aucun d’entre vous ne ressent ce besoin de parler pour éviter l’ennuie, c’est à ce moment là que le bonheur est. Il est dans ce silence, un silence qui en dit long.""

(via bichoubitch)

Probably the most beautiful thing ever written.

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neonbrightblack:

Probably the best sentence to both to put people in their place and simultaneously start a party.
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